December 2011
61 posts
Jay-z is at the UK-UL game
So there’s that.
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It's fitting that we bought Team America the night...
I don't know about their business plan or...
themattsmith:
All I know us that the Kmart near our house is more depressing than a puppy funeral.
I hate K-mart with the fiery passion of Fred Phelps. God hates bags - from K-Mart.
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thedivineashley replied to your photo: Trying out the sausage maker I got for Christmas….
BRING IT TO ME PLEASE AND THANKS.
Oh my God Ashley, I am definitely sharing this with the group. It’s delicious.
“Now you can definitely elope—because seriously, Kitchenaid mixers are the only...”
– ashley knows what’s up. (via reallykatie)
It’s settled, y’all.
As you might guess, I'm in a fishing mood.
A friend of mine is currently on Fox News playing...
He’s the first chair French Horn (on the far left).
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You know you have control issues
When you can’t enjoy your decaf cup of coffee, and instead spend the whole cup pondering whether someone at the Folgers plant was having an off-night and put regular coffee in your can marked ‘decaf.’
Oh well hope I don’t see you at 3 am, Tumblr.
I'm too lazy to call 719-26-OATES, I'll just wait...
Dually noted.
VICE: North Korean Labor Camps. →
theatlantic:
VICE sneaks into North Korea’s secret Russian labor camps. Read more.
There's a Chinese curse that says "may you live in...
In the past year, the Egyptian government has been overthrown, Osama Bin Laden and Maummar Qaddhafi have been assassinated, and Kim Jong Il has died.
Interesting times we’re living in.
“The fact that there was any debate over whether to call in experts on such a...”
– Joshua Kopstein, Dear Congress, It’s No Longer OK To Not Know How The Internet Works (via drinkyourjuice)
If you're looking for a last minute Christmas gift...
The wind folded my umbrella inside out this morning and bent three of the spokes, so I threw it in the trash. The other thing is I thought I was being smooth when I did it, but the trash can lids prohibit the stuffing of large items in the cans, so I was trying to force it in (that’s what she said).
This has been a morning.
ESPN has their C or D squad on tonight
Like…if you have to convince me that you’re qualified by posting their resume on screen while they’re talking, you’ve already lost me.
i'm a great right-hand man.
scottfriday:
i don’t need the spotlight. i don’t need to run things. i’m a team player.
however, you put me in the #2 position (shut up) and i’ll make things happen. i got this.
fer real.
I’m a great right-foot man. I keep the organization from walking around in circles like a dipshit.
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I gave Katie shit earlier about eating all the...
But I have no reason to talk because I’ve gotten on board the Cutie Train. Between these and butternut squash and everything else, I’m growing to become a winter fan.
Yep, Katie and I are sitting in the same room...
“Amazon’s promotion — paying consumers to visit small businesses and leave...”
– Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-Maine) • Openly criticizing Amazon’s new price-check app, which allows users to go in stores, scan the barcodes and see if Amazon has lower prices than said shops do — for a discounted price at Amazon. With the location feature turned on, consumers effectively can let Amazon...
reallykatie:
A good thing about Rob is that he doesn’t get mad when I lock myself in the bathroom to take multiple-hour bubble baths, even though we only have one bathroom.
At least, I’m assuming he’s not mad. I’m actually still in the tub. Anyone’s guess how he’s dealing with this emotionally, I reckon.
I’m really handling it well, thank you for your concern.
