February 2011
85 posts
January 2011
94 posts
thedivineashley answered your question: I just scheduled my first dentist’s appointment since middle school.
Get real drunk.
I don’t know if this is advice, or an answer. I’ll just assume it’s both.
I just scheduled my first dentist's appointment...
Yeah, I know. But I have an abundant fear of the dentist. How are you facing your fears lately?
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Chicago, I love you
But you’re on your own with this impending blizzard. Take care, and Godspeed. I’ll be in the Caribbean.
vb replied to your photo: Ice Skating. We are rocking this bitch.
awwww. did you hold hands during the couples skate?
Heh, no - it isn’t that we don’t want to. It’s just that neither of us is very good at it, and one of us tends to drag the other down when that happens, so we usually avoid it.
on dating someone who's never been around a cat
reallykatie:
rob: i think something might be wrong with wicky. when he licked my hand the other night, his tongue was all scratchy.
me:
Seriously wtf is with cat tongues.
Smells
Have you ever smelled the result of someone wearing too much Drakkar Noir when they linger a bit too long in an office break room with four-hour old coffee on a burner?
It ain’t pretty, man.
reallykatie:
we’ve spent the past 30 minutes hurling the most obscene insults we can think of to one another via this website.
i have not laughed this hard in a very long time. i just went to the bathroom (because i literally almost just peed my pants) and there were streams of mascara running down my face because i cry-laughed so much.
there is nothing funnier to me than hearing a detached,...
I liked Tumbleweeds better when it was called...
I don’t see why Tumblr can’t be cool in and of itself. Why do external communities gotta sprout up?
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The scene: Katie has cracked her toe on my coffee...
KATIE: ROB I THINK YOUR COFFEE TABLE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!!
ROB: It's not trying to kill you - it's toying with you. When it wants you, it'll get you.
I like things the way I like 'em
I can’t help it and don’t wanna help it.
This night keeps getting better
Up next on TLC: I’m addicted to my Real Doll. Awesome.
Ton of love
On TLC!!!
If I were a legislator
I would quietly get my controversial legislation passed before the State of the Union address, then get him to sign it into law while he’s autographing copies of his speech on the way out the door.
If you gave me John Boehner and anyone else
And told me one of the two would appear to be on the verge of tears, I would never have guessed it wouldn’t have been Boehner. But Biden looked like he was on the verge of tears.
Jersey Shore is going to Italy for season 4.
fatmanatee:
Bloggers, commence faux indignation!
This is completely new and vital information.
Wow...that's bad.
Twitpic
Pope Blesses Social Media
topherchris:
kirklove:
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Benedict gave a qualified blessing to social networking Monday. (via NY Times) Whew… Thank God.
Big win for the Internets today.
Yet Tumblr still suffers outages.
Ron Swanson Throws Chair
indianaminute:
Best.reference.ever.
Ron Swanson Throws Chair (picture via Hulu)
(picture via Indy Star)
Parks and Rec is amazing.
The Ron Swanson/Bobby Knight parable was hilarious last night. It took me a while, but I love this show now.
This is my last winter where it snows. Fuck this.
Fuck. This. Shit.
while watching 20-year-old home movies last night
reallykatie:
scene: my mom’s idea of hilarious video footage was to sneak up on six-year-old me in the shower while i am wearing a ziploc freezer bag on my head to protect my ~hairdo~
me: WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS TURN IT OFF
my mom: hahaha look how cute you were!
me: PLEASE TURN IT OFF…i don’t want rob to see me naked!
my mom: ohhhh, i think we all know it’s too late for that.
rob:
...
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My girlfriend almost killed* Bob Dylan last night
*not really, but she led me to believe he was dead
Facebook temporarity disables personal... →
andshesback:
mar-see-ah:
This makes me wonder:
WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE PUTTING THEIR ADDRESSES ON FACEBOOK?
bolded for emphasis
Sancho and Me
Before our 7 hour Breaking Bad Marathon on Sunday, we watched this show on Animal Planet about a woman rehabbing a wild Giant Otter named Sancho, with the goal of reintroducing it into the wild.
It was going swimmingly (pun!) - Sancho and the woman (and ultimately the viewer) became very attached and his rehab was going very well.
Then, one night near the end, she left him in his crate...
I will always put two spaces after a period. I'm...
Goddamn right.
There are way too many sexual overtones in this...
Jan. 14, 2011 Zenyatta is the newest cover girl from Kentucky. She appears on the front page of the New York Times, where “Zenyatta’s owners, Jerry and Ann Moss, tell the equine world which stallion is Mr. Right.” Zenyatta has launched her new career as broodmare at Lane’s End Farm. “Maybe most important of all, she has two healthy ovaries,” the Lane’s End...
Divine Times: Everyone, my marriage is over. →
terriblesounds:
thedivineashley:
John just informed me that he doesn’t like the movie Hook.
I CANNOT EVEN.
This is a sad day. A very sad day indeed…the day my marriage died…
I never said I DIDN’T LIKE it. I disagreed with Ashley terming it as a Robin Williams movie that “everyone”…
I’m going to be honest - I hated this movie. There, I said it.
