December 2010
118 posts
Made it through IKEA without screaming at anyone!
Just encountered my first swede of the day at...
“I an vaiting for my vife”
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When I (unknowingly) insulted Paula Deen's cooking...
I went on vacation with my parents the summer after I graduated high school to a restaurant called The Lady and Sons. It was owned, of course, by a woman by the name of Paula Deen. At the time in 2001, she wasn’t the worldwide phenomenon that she is in 2010, but she was still a well-known commodity (by everyone but me).
So if you’ve never been, the restaurant has a menu and a...
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
How do you think the guy who played Santa Clause in A Christmas Story feel about the role? He has a line that’s synonymous with modern-day Christmas, and I’d bet almost nobody knows who he is. (Myself included).
His name is Jeff Gillen, and he died in 1995. He has a bio on IMDB. Check it out, and salute this anonymous gentleman.
Merry Christmas!
You know what the problem is with my hometown?
The people here think it’s perfectly reasonable to get into a stand-still that stretches through three-intersections to get into Wal-Mart.
Sometimes when I make coffee in the morning
giveitarun:
Seconded.
aneclairtoremember:
I like to open the jar, put it to my nose, and inhale deeply before I start scooping it into the coffee maker. The smell of ground coffee is euphoric.
You should try grinding your own beans.
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i’ve been doing a lot of thinking and i’ve decided that if katie wants to open a kitten farm, i will totally support that decision and also support her financially so she can quit her job to become a full-time kitten farmer.
I've known this girl for three years today
Three years ago, I was putzing around and met this girl. Today, here I am in love with her.
It’s good.
Angry Birds might be the most frustrating 99 cents...
“What are the differences between Mark Zuckerberg and me? I give private...”
– Julian Assange on SNL (via kateoplis)
Glory Hole
I’m watching a show on Discovery right this very second about the gold rush in Alaska. They keep talking about glory holes. Glory holes being deposits where gold lay. I can’t. Stop. Giggling.
They ended the segment with “Jack wants to go straight for the glory hole.” I’m not mature enough to live this life.
wocka wocka wocka: fin. →
reallykatie:
just handed in my last final project, which means i am officially done. DONE! for some reason i was expecting it to feel fantastic, something sort of momentous…but it’s kind of anticlimactic. i’m sitting here on my boyfriend’s couch while he’s at work, still in my jammies and my hair a…
Good work. Now let’s get you drunk.
I'll even submit your picture to my favorite...
It’ll be captioned “Kim Jong Il looking at this awesome person drink tea.”
Now accepting donations
If I put one of those “pay pal donate” buttons on my page, would anyone be willing to donate towards the goal of $1200? The reason is so that I can buy this awesome Kim Jong Il teapot. I promise I’ll make you a pot of tea with it for every $25 you donate.
thedivineashley replied to your post: This is
SOON YOU WILL BE LIVING WITH ME FOR A WEEK I AM SO EXCITED CAN’T YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND COME HERE ANYWAYS AND JUST MAKE IT PERMANENT ALREADY I HAVE YOUR ROOM READY I MAY HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH SUGAR THIS MORNING BUT OH WELL I DO WHAT I WANT.
And I’m dying. I may have just eaten my third donut of the morning as well…so I understand.
I just slipped on black ice in the middle of a...
Your move, Rob.
This is
My last work day of 2010. I finished everything I needed to finish yesterday afternoon, now I’m just circling the airport to land this plane for the year.
Get ready to have your dashboards inundated with my random bullshit musings!
Katie is making some really awesome looking mac...
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) →
sometimesagreatnotion:
brightwalldarkroom:
AN INTERVIEW WITH KEVIN MCCALLISTER ON THE 20TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIS ABANDONMENT
by Bebe Ballroom
He is forty minutes late. The pigeons in Central Park have taken the seat on the bench next to me. His hot chocolate is cold chocolate now. My phone buzzes and sends the pigeons scattering….
You will honestly not read anything more wonderful or...
No, but seriously, this weather is bullshit. I'm...
An email:
how was the drive in? i felt so bad that i got to stay in bed while you got up! if it makes you feel better, i’m awake now! sittin on your couch, eating some bagel bites, using a coaster! that probably doesn’t help i guess. i love youuuuu?
She used a coaster!
vb replied to your post: I’m pretty sure…
If said wine was contained in a box, you just hit for the cycle my friend.
It’s not in a box, but it’s not exactly a good vintage, either.
I'm pretty sure...
I just fit every Rite-Aid wine buyer’s stereotype that exists. I just bought wine in fleece pants and house-slippers. I’m classy as fuck.
Evidently, if you're a foreigner, there's now an...
Entering the U.S. used to be free, but the Commerce Department is now charging foreign travelers a $14 fee to fund the new group’s $200 million annual budget.
Of that fee, $10 will go to the Corporation for Travel Promotion, and $4 will go to the Department of Homeland Security — to improve entry policies.
NPR
Pretty interesting article - the US Government seems shocked -stunned,...
